Post by Djinn Cangan on Jul 11, 2006 3:02:06 GMT -5
Silent Hill: The Voice
Chapter 2
What The Fuck?!
It has been 2 days now that they have been on the road. Everyone is still having the time of there lives, but unknown to them, that is about to change they are about to enter a realm of misery and hate that will change their lives forever, and possibly end some, in more ways then one. “HEY NARRATOR SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I’m trying to drive ya’ know!” shouted Trillermon.
“Oh, sorry.” the narrator said to Trillermon who was driving the bus, it was his turn to drive. Behind him Ntk was looking at the map giving him directions. It was now dark outside and they were in the middle of nowhere Ryusenshi was playing his guitar as usual Nikuramon, Darkflame, Petros, Digital Dragon were all cheering. Goma-kun was behind Ryusenshi with a scream mask on trying to sing. Gabumonbubu was up top on the outside portion of the bus buckled in he was holding onto his head as if he was listening to something but he wasn’t he was just thinking real hard, then he heard the name of a town pop into his head “Silent Hill”. He tried to shrug it off and then just looked up at the stars and calmed down a bit. Inside Agz, Keaton, Darkedge, Keaton Guy, Dino and Xdogg were all eating some dinner.
“Mmmm this is good!” Xdogg said as he took a bite out of a candy apple.
“Don’t you ever eat anything Healthy?” Dino hissed.
“What the fuck? Don’t ever say that again!” he yelled. Everyone just looked at him as he sat down and began to eat more. Then Nosantee came up and began to make himself a taco. “Hey guys, half of the people down there are sleeping. Can you believe that they can sleep though a ruckus like that?” he laughed.
“Well I KNOW Zanadu could, but Demon Keeper?” Keaton said. Meanwhile back downstairs Trillermon saw that there was almost no gas left. They were already in Silent Hill and the stereo that Ryusenshi’s guitar was hooked up to was playing static and he began to stop as everyone got all sad. Except for the ones “trying to sleep” he saw a gas station and pulled into it.
“Hey Tiamat get to the pump and put in 10 gallons of gas ok? And Nikuramon can you go and pay the guy?” he asked as he waved some money at him. They both got off the bus as well as Shadowrenamon. Shadowrenamon and Nikuramon entered the gas station as Tiamat took the ring off and tried to turn on the pump but to no avail.
“What the fuck?” he said confused. He couldn’t understand why it wasn’t working. Meanwhile inside the gas station Nikuramon went up to the counter and began to ring a bell as Shadowrenamon walked along the beverages but there was almost nothing there, the same thing was among the shelves too. Then Nikuramon rang the bell hard one last time and yelled real loud as a dark figure sprang up from behind the counter as that happened Shadowrenamon heard some static from a small red radio on one of the shelves as he walked over to it he saw on the floor a dead, bloody, very old body. The jaw of it was revealed and it was all black and some of it seemed like it was burned or melted he then yelled at the top of his lungs, which attracted all the attention from everyone in the bus.
Nikuramon looked over and as he did the dark figure faced him and spit the green liquid at him it got on his shoulder and started to burn him, he yelled out loud as he tried to get his shirt off. As this happened Mr. Big T and Red Rover ran out of the bus to go and help them Shadowrenamon saw this happening as the dark figure came into view. It was a very ugly looking creature, it had small arms, a weird looking head with no eyes and it’s mouth was sewn shut. He started to go over the counter Shadowrenamon saw a lead pipe and grabed it, ran over there and hit it straight in the face sending it into a shelf. Red Rover and Mr. Big T ran in and Mr. Big T took one good look at it and shouted “What the fuck is that?!” just then the two front tires of the bus blew. Trillermon walked over there along with Shinya, it seemed to get really foggy and cold out. They looked at the left wheel, they inspected it hard until they found what seemed to be a very sharp dart.
“Where did this thing come from?” Trillermon asked as Shinya started to look around. Then they could hear rumbling in the distance from the road they came onto.
12 minutes later everyone is on the bus including a bandaged Nikuramon.
“Okay so we’re stuck here with no gas, no back-up tires and the town seems to be deserted?” Agz asked.
“Yeah pretty much.” Trillermon said.
“We’re all going to die.” Xdogg said. Annoyed, Trillermon went over and slapped him.
“Don’t you be like that!! We have to figure out what the fuck is going on, ok we did manage to find a map of this part of town and there IS a police station nearby. WE just need to send some people for help. Plus we’ve got to see what happened back there.” Trillermon said.
“I volunteer for the road one!” Dino spoke up.
“Same here.” “Me to!!” Djinn and Shinya said.
“Ok then take this.” Trillermon said as he gave them the lead pipe and a flashlight.
“I guess me and Mr. Big T, Goma-kun, and Petros will go to the police station.” he said.
“Wait, wait, what do we have for a weapon now?!” Petros protested. Trillermon reached into the glove compartment and pulls out a handgun.
“Why we got this little pretty that I found in the gas station.” he grinned.
Gabumonbubu started look at the radio that Shadowrenamon had found. He turned it on and didn’t hear anything something seemed to tell him to leave it on.
“Hmmmm maybe I should…tell someone about this.” he pondered.
Next time on the spoof
Everyone splits up to find help and answers, will they? Or will they find something so bizarre that will change their lives forever?
Chapter 2
What The Fuck?!
It has been 2 days now that they have been on the road. Everyone is still having the time of there lives, but unknown to them, that is about to change they are about to enter a realm of misery and hate that will change their lives forever, and possibly end some, in more ways then one. “HEY NARRATOR SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I’m trying to drive ya’ know!” shouted Trillermon.
“Oh, sorry.” the narrator said to Trillermon who was driving the bus, it was his turn to drive. Behind him Ntk was looking at the map giving him directions. It was now dark outside and they were in the middle of nowhere Ryusenshi was playing his guitar as usual Nikuramon, Darkflame, Petros, Digital Dragon were all cheering. Goma-kun was behind Ryusenshi with a scream mask on trying to sing. Gabumonbubu was up top on the outside portion of the bus buckled in he was holding onto his head as if he was listening to something but he wasn’t he was just thinking real hard, then he heard the name of a town pop into his head “Silent Hill”. He tried to shrug it off and then just looked up at the stars and calmed down a bit. Inside Agz, Keaton, Darkedge, Keaton Guy, Dino and Xdogg were all eating some dinner.
“Mmmm this is good!” Xdogg said as he took a bite out of a candy apple.
“Don’t you ever eat anything Healthy?” Dino hissed.
“What the fuck? Don’t ever say that again!” he yelled. Everyone just looked at him as he sat down and began to eat more. Then Nosantee came up and began to make himself a taco. “Hey guys, half of the people down there are sleeping. Can you believe that they can sleep though a ruckus like that?” he laughed.
“Well I KNOW Zanadu could, but Demon Keeper?” Keaton said. Meanwhile back downstairs Trillermon saw that there was almost no gas left. They were already in Silent Hill and the stereo that Ryusenshi’s guitar was hooked up to was playing static and he began to stop as everyone got all sad. Except for the ones “trying to sleep” he saw a gas station and pulled into it.
“Hey Tiamat get to the pump and put in 10 gallons of gas ok? And Nikuramon can you go and pay the guy?” he asked as he waved some money at him. They both got off the bus as well as Shadowrenamon. Shadowrenamon and Nikuramon entered the gas station as Tiamat took the ring off and tried to turn on the pump but to no avail.
“What the fuck?” he said confused. He couldn’t understand why it wasn’t working. Meanwhile inside the gas station Nikuramon went up to the counter and began to ring a bell as Shadowrenamon walked along the beverages but there was almost nothing there, the same thing was among the shelves too. Then Nikuramon rang the bell hard one last time and yelled real loud as a dark figure sprang up from behind the counter as that happened Shadowrenamon heard some static from a small red radio on one of the shelves as he walked over to it he saw on the floor a dead, bloody, very old body. The jaw of it was revealed and it was all black and some of it seemed like it was burned or melted he then yelled at the top of his lungs, which attracted all the attention from everyone in the bus.
Nikuramon looked over and as he did the dark figure faced him and spit the green liquid at him it got on his shoulder and started to burn him, he yelled out loud as he tried to get his shirt off. As this happened Mr. Big T and Red Rover ran out of the bus to go and help them Shadowrenamon saw this happening as the dark figure came into view. It was a very ugly looking creature, it had small arms, a weird looking head with no eyes and it’s mouth was sewn shut. He started to go over the counter Shadowrenamon saw a lead pipe and grabed it, ran over there and hit it straight in the face sending it into a shelf. Red Rover and Mr. Big T ran in and Mr. Big T took one good look at it and shouted “What the fuck is that?!” just then the two front tires of the bus blew. Trillermon walked over there along with Shinya, it seemed to get really foggy and cold out. They looked at the left wheel, they inspected it hard until they found what seemed to be a very sharp dart.
“Where did this thing come from?” Trillermon asked as Shinya started to look around. Then they could hear rumbling in the distance from the road they came onto.
12 minutes later everyone is on the bus including a bandaged Nikuramon.
“Okay so we’re stuck here with no gas, no back-up tires and the town seems to be deserted?” Agz asked.
“Yeah pretty much.” Trillermon said.
“We’re all going to die.” Xdogg said. Annoyed, Trillermon went over and slapped him.
“Don’t you be like that!! We have to figure out what the fuck is going on, ok we did manage to find a map of this part of town and there IS a police station nearby. WE just need to send some people for help. Plus we’ve got to see what happened back there.” Trillermon said.
“I volunteer for the road one!” Dino spoke up.
“Same here.” “Me to!!” Djinn and Shinya said.
“Ok then take this.” Trillermon said as he gave them the lead pipe and a flashlight.
“I guess me and Mr. Big T, Goma-kun, and Petros will go to the police station.” he said.
“Wait, wait, what do we have for a weapon now?!” Petros protested. Trillermon reached into the glove compartment and pulls out a handgun.
“Why we got this little pretty that I found in the gas station.” he grinned.
Gabumonbubu started look at the radio that Shadowrenamon had found. He turned it on and didn’t hear anything something seemed to tell him to leave it on.
“Hmmmm maybe I should…tell someone about this.” he pondered.
Next time on the spoof
Everyone splits up to find help and answers, will they? Or will they find something so bizarre that will change their lives forever?